‎"Not all bowel movements are created equal."

 So say ELIZA BARCLAY AND MICHAELEEN DOUCLEFF in the npr piece, Making Sense Of Colors And Shapes In The Toilet -- http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2012/11/02/164196276/making-sense-of-colors-and-shapes-in-the-toilet?ft=3&f=111787346&sc=nl&cc=es-20121125